uhhuh Hey Beautiful --- ---
In my eyes
you are gorgeous

"You just gotta appreciate everything, and that's one of the most important things in life. Just really appreciating it because you know, we only get to do this once and it's not for a long time, so enjoy it." - Jay Moriarity

My name is Jessica but you can call me Jess or any other nickname you can think of...

deathshands:

charizardstyles:

olober-psycho:

this will always be my most favorite thing ever

 

tHE DRAMATIC ZOOM AT THE END

brigwife:

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

this explains it so well oh my goodness

lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

adulthoodisokay:

ja-ll:

this is great

craig ferguson is amazing

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

50 shades of this

winchester789233:

joakkar:

motherofqueers:

pax-asgardia:

knightlypatroclus:

#i want to be wearing that last one when i kiss the forehead of the patriarchy as i crush it to the ground (via enjoltaiire)

Man, me too.

the top right though omg

the lower right one has a whole fucking universe in them

Are we even talking about lips

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

ban·shee
noun. a female spirit whose wailing warns of an impending death

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lashtonsbaeposts:

Just a little bit of cake to brighten up everyone’s Monday 😂😂

Snapchat me babes: lashtonsbae

Paige 🙊

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

viwan themes
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