uhhuh Hi gorgeous --- ---
In my eyes
you are gorgeous

"Don't tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable to say it around you."

My name is Jessica, but you can call me Jess

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

thisbatgirllovesim5:

animefreak1324:

Has anyone else noticed this in Dalton’s twitter bio?

"I’m friends with the monster under my bed"

letsslaytroyler:

I laughed harder than I should have, tbh

cupcake-kills:

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

merrycanary:

distinctmemory:

Holy shit.

10/10 would fuck

every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness

Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan.

"People that download music illegally might be arrested."

blaineyandcooper:

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

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fuhck-me:

incurablyawesome:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

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pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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I’ll show you my dikdik

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

'Cause they say home is where you heart is set in stone,
Is where you go when you're alone,
Is where you go to rest your bones,
It's not just where you lay your head,
It's not just where you make your bed,

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

droffats-hsoj:

Assets secure.

” You do not have the password…”

keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…

[sunglasses]

Boobytrap.

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

consulting-doctor-in-the-impala:

peixespisces:

bee2knee2:

harlequinhatter:

So this just happened on Facebook.

aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS

THANK

HERO

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

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