AU: Luke is on tour and he tries to call you, but you wouldn't answer your phone so he leaves a short voice mail instead
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.
Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.
Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.
misogynists: comparing women’s bodies to property since 1000 BC. so edgy.
You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.
When I first found you I fell in love with your utter goofiness. I didn’t fall in love with your looks and I didn’t fall in love all at once. It was a slow process.
First it was your sound, then your humour, then your complete love and trust with each other, and then the way you treat all your…
So this is either really serious or a prank
what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit
they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…
All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him
I’m only reblogging for the guy in red
science are u ok